We Are Ready!

My bro G and i are ready for tonite.  Watch out, city council,,,lol.  Had our last meeting yesterday afternoon with the friend, and have everything set to go.

Thot you might like this as much as i did.

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.

Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse, so I had to learn to while away my time.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target:

Dear Mrs. Harris,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9.. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.

Nothing like a little humor for Monday!  Yall tc, and

HAGD

Concerned with Google's new data sharing policy? There are ways to deflect it

Concerned with Google's new data sharing policy? There are ways to deflect it

This tells you how to set google chrome's privacy settings. I don't think i have anything to be concerned about, but gonna do it anyway. lol. Just,,,cause. Like those bloggers who require all your info just to make a comment,,,nope, won't do it.

I had asked my son and gf, if there was anything they needed at Walmart, and he had a couple of prescriptions to pick up, so,,,the first thing i do,, is go to pick them up, not knowing how long that can take. I finally get to the front of the line, and then i'm told there's not any!,,,huh? Supposed to be 2. Sooo,,i call him and he says,,already called and verified they ARE ready. Well WTH? I hand the phone over to the clerk and ok,,yep, they are ready,,,he didn't tell me he was using his first name, which he has never been called by! Have no idea why and forgot to ask him. When i'm checking out, i'm looking at my watch thinking I'M gonna be late, after telling gf Not to let him make them late. lololol,,,But, i made it and the tables were all set up, ready for about 15. Turns out, there were just 6 of us, the others had misunderstood and thot it was NEXT weekend. G/dotter had to work but wanted all of us to come by there for dessert, so we did. Just one ate it,,lololol. Had drinks tho. Was a great time. Got home about 10, soooo tired and ready for bed, then couldn't go to sleep. My 2 cups of coffee?,,,So i'm tired today.

Our friend on the city council and my bro G are coming here later to discuss plans for tomorrow nite. Sure gonna get a nap before then.

Gosh, after 11 and i haven't eaten breakfast yet,,,lololol. Guess those jalapeno chicken enchiladas lasted a long time. Sure were good too. I can't do hot, but those weren't.

Forgot,,gave my son the man purse, with a small billfold, told him i'd call it an utility bag,,,lol. I really think he will like it. He's the kind of person that nothing embarrasses, and with everything he carries, this is perfect. My nephew carries one, totally full of stuff,,,His gf said everybody in CA did,,she lived there for 27 or so years, but is back for good. Seeing those 2 together makes everyone happy. I had given up on him ever finding someone, but,,,love this one totally! So does everybody else.

Ok,,breakfast done, about nap time, so yall tc, and

HAGD

O yeah, just pass your pointer over the first part to go there.  And also, my weather thingy is broke, but it's the airport's thing down, where it gets it's info.  The tv doesn't show anything for here either.  

  

He’s Limp a Long Now

 

One of these is Limp a Long, got to see him real good.  Doesn’t hop now, can walk on his foot, just limps bad, but,,,,OOOKKK.

Yesterday was so darn busy, I missed some of your posts, even.  I made it out to the park just for a bit, and got these pics.  I hadn’t seen Hop a Long for sure, until then.  The geese aren’t there a lot now, don’t know what they’re up to. 

Got my yard mowed,,now I can see my rain gauge sticking in the ground,,,lololol,,the one that leaks,,,yeah,,,that’s the one.

Going over to Marble Falls today, later, short trip to Walmart, then my son’s birthday get-to-gather.  At a mexican food place.  Supposed to be about 15 people, and I know it will be a great time.  I need to ask him how old he is gonna be,,,hahahahaha,,,,Barely can keep up with mine.  One time I was a year off on that too.  lmao.  And not on purpose.  I DO know the year they were born, so I could do the math if I had to. 

Ok, outa here, just sitting here with nothing to write about, so,,,,,next time,,, yall tc, and

HAGD

 

 

 

 

 

 

First Ones

 

First ones I’ve seen this year, but haven’t been out anywhere.  (bluebonnets)  Another 2 weeks will be amazing.  Too much going on today, so yall tc, and

 

HAGD

What is a Gazelle?

Well DD, i finally looked up a Gazelle thang,,and NO WAY,,,lololol.  I bought a weight bench one time,,had every attachment in the world,  and it took me all of one day to put that thing together.  Had a 1/2" thick book of instructions, and i don't remember how many trips it took to get it all carried into the house when i got home.  Used it for a long time.  When i moved here, there was no place to store it, and it sat outside and ruined, the padding, lines, rubber, etc.  It had cost me a 100.00. and 500.00 worth of labor,,hahahaha.  That and my computer desk were the 2 worst things i ever put together.  I have a mechanical mind and that has always helped.

Keep seeing talk of rattlesnakes.  They will NOT jump out from hiding to bite you!  They will run away faster than YOU,,,lol.  They are not an aggressive snake, like a copper head or a cotton mouth is.   Most of the time, you will not be able to see them they are so well disguised, unless they are moving.  You don't shoot them to take to the round ups.  You catch them live, and do them no harm.  You don't "milk" them either.  They are full of venom.  After their shows, they do milk them, and destroy them, which is why my bro turns his loose.  The first time i saw one of the shows, i was horrified.  The worst in it, was when they put about 50 in a sleeping bag, and then a man crawled down into it.  All the way too.  Then back out,,didn't get bit either.  It's sad that if this keeps up, they will become extinct.  Out on the ranch where my bro released his, and has for years, one of the hands made a comment about how many there were out there,,,they kept their faces straight and said,," o yeah?"

Think i'm gonna get dressed,,(still morning) and go to the $Store.  I need a card for my son, and a couple of other things.  Get it done early.  Hate to have to buy cards, takes forever to pick em out.  You can't just grab one and go.  Has to say the right thing..lololol.

Yall tc, and

HAGD

Warning!!

Wooohoooo,,,,now i can prove my memory loss is due to drugs!!!  Statins.  Also, diabetes and muscle pain.  I've taken one for several years for my cholesterol, and this says its better to have the memory loss, etc, than the high cholesterol.  I was diagnosed with type 2 diabetes before i started taking anything tho.  I think.. hahahahah.  My memory loss had started when i was put on a lot of my medication, so ,,, i already knew that.  Like that thing,(chart) a while ago, i'm in the normal range, so, i'm ok.  You have to weigh the side effects against the good.

I'm still not seeing little Hop a Long, but i saw one that got up from laying on the ground, and limped for a bit.  Gosh they all look alike so, who knows?  Sure hope that was it, and that leg had gotten well.

I need to be doing other things this morning, and here i am, typing away.  And that council meeting is Monday.  Like my bro G says tho, we'll give it a shot, if it works,,great, if not,,so be it.  I would love to have lots of supporters show up.

I sure love all the pics yall put on your blogs.  Most of those places i've never seen.  And won't ever.  Next best, is the pics.

Leap year,,last day of the month.  Tomorrow was my Dad's birthday.  My son was due on that day, and he told me if he came that day, i would have to name him after him.  I already  had his name, so i was glad he showed up 6 days later. lololol.  There was already a cousin with that name so it was being passed down.

Gotta get ,,doing stuff, so yall tc, and

HAGD

Gave Up,,Maybe Another Day

Got up fairly early, like 8, and i'm still just messing around.  Spent way too much time trying to figure out why i can't email something from Works, well, it tells me why.  I just don't know how to correct it, and got tired of trying.  Says i don't have a default email program associated with it.  Since it's not that important, i don't know why i spent all that time on it.  Wanted to email my son a letter i composed for him.  Just made a copy and will give that to him.

I stopped at subway yesterday and got one of those footlong chicken thangs, yuk, and couldn't eat but just a few bites.  Got a lot of leftovers,,,lol.  Gonna try some more for lunch.  Don't know if it's the bread, 9 grain ww, or the chicken chunks, but it didn't want to go down.

The news just showed a big white bull loose in Dallas and how they tried to catch it.. hilarious.  One view showed a policeman on a moped, with the bull chasing him,,,He was trying to fly!  Someone showed up with fence segments, and got him surrounded, loaded up.

Know this is short, but i'm so late, so yall tc, and

HAGD