Friday, April 8, 2011

Happy Days

I swear, if i had to complain as much as Ben, up there, think id get help.  hahahahaha,,,have to read his blog, just to make my day happy.  Ben, r u really that miserable?  Always look on the bright side, was drilled into us from the getgo.  Every cloud has a silver lining.  etc etc lol  Now, there were a few years back there, i didnt have a bright side, was hell.  Maybe thats where he is now.  If so, u have alll my sympathy.

im one of those that dont use caps,,,o well,,,

Great news today!!!!... took about 45 mins to eat 2 hard boiled eggs with 1 piece of toast!!!  The mornings r the worst.  (what my friend told me)  Dont think i dare try to eat out, u can upchuck instantly if something kinda hangs up.  hahaha,,,anybody wanna take me out? Its not very much, and u could use a napkin.  Havent been that brave yet, tho.

Think ill probably be running my front ACs today.  Got so bad yesterday, for just a while, nearly did then.  Having all that energy yesterday left me drained today, i guess, havent done doodlely today.

Just had a man stop by and want all these ?s answered about the property next door.  Kept telling him,,,go to the agency,,i dont know. lololol,,,NOT telling anybody anything.  X n son have first option, but,,,im still not telling anybody anything.

Wish i knew how to transfer files to this.  Theres another 1 I need to do,,,"25 Reasons I Owe My Mom".  Anybody want it, i can email it to ya.  1st on the list,,,my mom taught me to appreciate a job well done,,,, if ur going to kill each other, do it outside, i just finished cleaning.

Just ate lunch, was way easier.  Still couldnt eat very much.  YEAAAA bbl


1.  My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
    “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside.  I just finished cleaning.

2.  My mother taught me RELIGION
    “You had better pray that will come ot of the carpet.”

3.  My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL
    “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week.”

4.  My mother taught me LOGIC
     “Because I said so, that’s why.”

5.  My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
. “If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”

6.  My mother taught me FORESIGHT
     “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”

7.  My mother taught me IRONY
     “Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”

8.  My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
     “Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”

9.  My mother taught me about  CONTORTIONISM
     “Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?”

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
      “You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”

ll.  My mother taught me about WEATHER
      “This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”

12.  My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY
       “If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times.  Don’t exaggerate!”

13.  My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE
       “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”

14.  My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
       “Stop acting like your father.”

15.  My mother taught me about ENVY
      “There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you”

16.  My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
       “Just wait until we get home.”

17.  My mother taught me about RECEIVING
       “You are going to get it when you get home.”

18.  My mother  taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE
      “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.”

19.  My mother taught me about ESP
       “Put your sweater on, don’t you think I know when you are cold?”

20.  My mother taught me about HUMOR
       “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”

21.  My mother taught me about HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
       “If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”

22. My mother taught me about GENETICS
      “You’re just like your father.”

23.  My mother taught me about my ROOTS
      “Shut that door behind you.  Do you think you were born in a barn?”

24.  My mother taught me WISDOM
       “When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”

25.  And my favorite:  My mother taught me about JUSTICE
       “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU”!!!

 hmmmm,,,how did it work this time????