1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a
Mercedes than on a bicycle.
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> 2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.
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> 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when
they're in trouble again.
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> 4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.
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> 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
PS, my other post is right behind this one, didn't add on, just put it on separately.
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